Allowance Taken to a Whole New Level

Many children throughout the world anticipate their weekly allowance. Whether it be five, ten, or twenty-five dollars the excitement is always present. Most kids outgrow their allowance by the time they get a job, but this is not the case for Britney Spears. We all know the trials and tribulations she has been through in the past three years, and apparantly the only way to get her help is to strip away many routine freedoms of a 25-year-old.

Britney Spears has been in a downward spiral since the day she decided to hook up with a Mr. Kevin Federline. This random back-up dancer who became her husband thoroughly ruined the greatness that was Britney Spears. She was America's pop princess with a bright and shining future filled with love and success. Today, she is a pathetic, bald, psychotic excuse for a woman who wears Ugg boots in the summer. Maybe I'm being a little harsh, but its time for her to figure out her problems. Her father, and the California courts apparently agree with me. Now that she is in her father's care she seems to be improving. Of course i only say this because she hasn't been a part of daily gossip for a couple weeks, until now. It has come to my attention that now under her father's loving care, Britney Spears will be recieving allowance. Although this is not your typical twenty-five dollar a week earning. Oh no. She will be recieving 1,500 dollars a week. Ridiculous, i think so.

In my opinion, Britney Spears doesn't need 1,500 dollars to get her through one week. What she really needs to do is follow Michael Jackson's lead and leave the country for a while to figure out how to become a normal, functioning, independent human being again. She should want to leave the country if you ask me. She has embaressed herself enough in this one, it is time for her to leave her mark on another innocent society.

In all honesty, i'm pulling for Spears. I think she had some talent and could even dance at one time in her life. I'm ashamed to admit, she was one of my favorite singers when I was a child. With all her screw ups, mishaps, and embaressments, i truly hope her father giving her 1,500 dollars every week will solve all her problems, but i'm not counting on it.